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Writer's pictureChristian Baines

COVER REVEAL: My Cat's Guide to Online Dating

Coming in early 2023. Friends, queers, lovely creative miscreants, and others, it's my favourite kind of news. I can contain it no longer! I just have to share with you an exclusive first look at my upcoming novel, My Cat's Guide to Online Dating. A dark and sexy gay comedy with bite, coming from Rebel Satori's Queer Mojo in early 2023.




A hook-up gone bad can be purrder. Fresh from a bad breakup, sheltered freshman Zach jumps at the chance to housesit his family home and enjoy a long, horny summer free of both his ex and hyper-religious parents. But when an old enemy turned hot hookup falls to his death, deeply closeted Zach turns to the only true friend he’s ever known for help—his cat, Grace Jones. With the dead man’s phone and an uncanny knack for texting, she promises Zach help, for a price. All he has to do is satisfy her appetites and his own. What does it matter if Grace Jones’ powers draw on something far more ancient and sinister than a cell phone? “Get laid, Zachary. Get laid.” Each new hook-up brings Zach darkly humorous lessons about life, sex, fidelity, and his own desires. But Zach knows it’s only a matter of time before someone discovers his secret. Can he rely on his feline protector, or is he trapped in a hungry devil’s bargain? Coming Early 2023 from Rebel Satori Press

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